April 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
Giant Rat Caught in China
the-milk-eyed-mender:
fuckyeahnightmares:
This rat had 1” teeth with a 12” tail! This huge rat weighed in at 6lbs and was caught on Southern China in a city called Fuzhou.
if he was tidied up and that guy wasn’t holding him by his scruff like an asshole he’d probably be a lot cuter
xwhatserface:
mel-lovable:
karameruru:
viremi:
thelocalpaedo:
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IN A DAY OR
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QUE DÓ DELAS !
Sou da época desse mouse:
On Valentine's day
lolsofunny:
Me:
Person I love:
lol this blog is so funny
Lolita Tips: TaoBao Keywords Edit →
lolita-tips:
submission from sparklewolfie:
Some other keywords i added to the original list. i can only type with traditional characters, but TaoBao can search both, so it doesn’t matter.
Skirt: 半身裙 / 半裙/裙子
Dress: 连衣裙/洋裝/連身裙
Jumperskirt: (Just type in JSK on Taobao)
Shoes: 鞋
Platform Shoes: 松糕鞋
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