operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
Giant Rat Caught in China
the-milk-eyed-mender: fuckyeahnightmares: This rat had 1” teeth with a 12” tail! This huge rat weighed in at 6lbs and was caught on Southern China in a city called Fuzhou. if he was tidied up and that guy wasn’t holding him by his scruff like an asshole he’d probably be a lot cuter
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Lolita Tips: TaoBao Keywords Edit →
lolita-tips: submission from sparklewolfie: Some other keywords i added to the original list. i can only type with traditional characters, but TaoBao can search both, so it doesn’t matter. Skirt: 半身裙 / 半裙/裙子 Dress: 连衣裙/洋裝/連身裙 Jumperskirt: (Just type in JSK on Taobao) Shoes: 鞋 Platform Shoes: 松糕鞋 …
Mum: Leon wake up - it's your birthday!
Me: No I'm tired, go away