February 2012
January 2012
when I hear people laughing
paranoia: They're laughing at you, all of them. They think you look weird. They think you look awful, like shit. They're laughing at you because you're ugly. They pity you. They're glad they are nothing like you at all, you freak.
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Don't be afraid to be yourself. →
zeino:
Reblog and bold what applies to you. Italics mean so-so or not sure.
I’m loud.
I’m sarcastic.
I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
I’m easy to get along with.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked.
I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
I wear makeup.
I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
I wear contacts.
I have glasses.
I have braces.
I...
911 operator: this is 911 where are you located?
me: you arent gonna ask what the emergency is first? rude
911 operator: excuse me ma-
me: rude
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
"awwwwwn, eu te amo" "tb" CABO AMOR CABO...
